Give a Kiss and Wink for the Holidays!

My mother always told me it was better to give than to receive. I’ll never forgive her for that.

Nevertheless, contrary to what I think, this maternal wisdom seems to be prevalent this time of year. So, in dramatic fashion, I slammed my hands on the conference table and I fought tooth and nail to bring the masses an offer that my sage mother would endorse. Buy 2 Holiday Combo Gift Packs and Get 1 atLASH! FREE!!




I’ve always said that the greatest gift is not bought in a store. It’s not found in the highest mountains or in the deepest seas. It’s found online at For the holiday season, give your loved ones the gift that keeps on giving: Full eyelashes and soft, juicy, plump lips! Everyone wins!

For a limited and glorious time, you can splurge on a couple gifts for loved ones and get atLASH! Eyelash serum….. Absolutely FREE!!!

Few things are as gratifying as giving a gift to those you hold near and dear to your heart and then holding your generosity over their heads as leverage for years to come.

“Do you remember last Christmas when I got you’re a Holiday Combo Gift Pack? Well, anyway, I’m installing sod this weekend….” (Sprinkler installation, moving, ride to/from the airport etc.). You’ll find they will gladly help!

“What can I do with a FREE atLASH?” You might ask. Well, I consulted with the professionals and GOOGLE came back with the following.

  1. Use atLASH! yourself.
  2. Use atLASH! as a tool to spread the good news about atLASH!
  3. Give atLASH! to a loved one.
  4. Sell it to someone you love.
  5. Give it to someone that you want to have fall in love with you.
  6. Have a loved one apply atLASH! for you.
  7. Have someone you love apply atLASH! on themselves and then on you.

I think there is a trend here. I don’t know what it is, but I believe that when you are in the gentle embrace of an overwhelmed Gift Pack recipient, your once cold, black heart will rejoice and you too will remember the priceless, timeless, patent pending, insight of my sweet mother.

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